Before it was a public health guideline, he made it a lifestyle. Introducing the "Michael Myers: The OG of Social Distancing Tee," the shirt that combines a slice of horror history with a dash of pandemic humor.
Picture yourself walking through the eerie streets of Haddonfield on Halloween night. The wind howls, leaves rustle, and in the distance, you hear the unmistakable sound of a knife being sharpened. But fear not! Michael Myers is too busy practicing social distancing to bother you. This tee is your armor, your statement, and your tongue-in-cheek tribute to the man who's been wearing a mask and avoiding close contact since 1978.
Crafted from premium cotton that feels like a comforting hug (but not too close, Michael wouldn't approve), this tee is the epitome of comfort. The graphic—a retro-inspired depiction of Michael Myers with a mask and the text "Social Distancing Since '78"—makes this shirt a killer conversation starter.